Author Archives: Wilhelm Stefans

Bald white guy hoping for new Jason Statham smash hit film to help him get laid

Disgusting.  Unattractive.  Gross.  Weir […]

Welshman anxiously awaiting big disaster in order to be interviewed by western media

Another disaster could hit Japan anytime.  If […]

Kamakura’s resident wandering old man lonely for tourists

Foreign tourists disappearing from Kamakura has finally […]

Future unclear for misunderstood, unregulated industry

It’s a well-known fact that Japanese people have very o […]

54 year old westerner admits that his chances of banging all three members of Perfume are rapidly fading

“I really thought it was the fast track route to the ce […]

Friction leads to collapse of popular Homosexual festival

“It’s going to be awfully hard for me to keep from soun […]

“Miso sad” – Doors close on Texan ramen chef’s noodle dream

Chad Elway takes an audible drag on his cigarette and t […]

Power in the hands of language school manager – and he’s firmly gripping it!

It’s a long way from Anchorage to Tokyo, and there are […]

Fastidious weirdo hits the century mark for used-panties

Despite an aversion to uncleanliness which would put mi […]

Situation Vacant Q & A: Tokyo’s Wadd & Felch Modeling Agency

When it comes to looking for work in the modeling/fashi […]