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Bald white guy hoping for new Jason Statham smash hit film to help him get laid
Disgusting. Unattractive. Gross. Weir […]
Welshman anxiously awaiting big disaster in order to be interviewed by western media
Another disaster could hit Japan anytime. If […]
Kamakura’s resident wandering old man lonely for tourists
Foreign tourists disappearing from Kamakura has finally […]
Future unclear for misunderstood, unregulated industry
It’s a well-known fact that Japanese people have very o […]
54 year old westerner admits that his chances of banging all three members of Perfume are rapidly fading
“I really thought it was the fast track route to the ce […]
Friction leads to collapse of popular Homosexual festival
“It’s going to be awfully hard for me to keep from soun […]
“Miso sad” – Doors close on Texan ramen chef’s noodle dream
Chad Elway takes an audible drag on his cigarette and t […]
