The Japanese Government today announced plans to form a foreign policy during the 2015 calendar year. The move comes after years of adopting hollow positions on just about everything, where official statements have meant little more than saying, “It`s a difficult situation,” and,”We need to think carefully about this.”
The ruling Liberal Democratic Party, which is dominated by older men who quite possibly spent a tremendous amount of time during their teenage years pleasuring themselves with their sisters` knickers, has shown great enthusiasm for the unexpected move.
“We`ll be taking the lead on various global issues,” stated Assistant Under Secretary Tetsuya Morimoto. “And we may even adopt positions which are at odds with the USA. If that`s the case, then so be it.”
Morimoto then quickly added, “Obviously, this kind of thing would be rare, and the issue wouldn`t be a major one either.”