Author Archives: Gerald Wilkins

A polished performance – fake priest caught out beating the bishop at the opera

“I didn’t deserve that.  I mean, sure, I wanted someone […]

Suited up Dad gets into rock music at son’s school concert

A special report by the vacationing Gerald Wilkins in W […]

Pressure builds as Aussie skiers overuse anal showers

Ski field hotel owner Ketsu Kitsui is facing higher cos […]

Odds shorten for tourist car smash in Tokyo

A tragic accident in Tokyo featuring tourists and novel […]

Chiba woman concerned by husband’s lack of sympathy

“I always pictured the two of us sitting down to watch […]

Money: Japanese insecurities to look out for in 2022

So, you want to make some money without doing any work […]

Japanese man annoyed from being complimented on knife and fork ability

Kocho Umin stands on a bridge across the Seine River an […]

Tech-Wiz Hirogari Seibyo is back to answer readers’ questions

A little over twelve months ago we introduced computer […]

Sean Connery’s Japanese ability apparently now at zero

Sean Connery’s family have revealed that the ageing act […]

2020 Olympic power set to come from Deep Down Within

The ubiquitous, filthy, disgusting, and vile sound of o […]